Dad Joke

A cook get's a new gig on a commercial freight ship.  He set's out to inspect the galley and take stock of what all is aboard.  Everything seemed in order; except for one weird phenomena.  Every potato aboard was carved into the shape of a penis.  He went to the captain explaining that he wanted to get a fresh order of potatoes.  The captain responded, "That's not gonna happen son, this is a dictatorship”