My dad told me to make little things count, so now I’m teaching math to dwarfs
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
A man fell straight through a window yesterday and walked away completely unharmed. Must have been paneless.
What do you call a smoothie with a lot of granolla? A roughie
My friend was showing me his tool shed, and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never kn…