Top Jokes

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the street? It got stuck in the crack

So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Which sucks because he had a great fall.

My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. said, "No, I didn't even know he could.

A sweater I just bought was full of static electricity. So I returned it. The guy gave me another one free of charge.

What do you call a song that doesnt show up? A dead beat

Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind its too cheesy

My son asked me, "Dad, what are condoms used for?" I said, "Usually to avoid answering questions like this one."

The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they’re in de Nile.

Sunday was a sad day. But the day before that was a sadder day. Who knows, the day after it could be very mundane.

What do Mexicans do at the beach? They Burri-toes at in the sand