I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 97% of you will never get it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call guys who love math? Algebros.
My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at…
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C.