Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
How do dumpsters communicate with each other? They trash talk.
My wife looked out the window and screamed that someone stole all the bus stop signs on our street. I said, "…
What type of chair do toddlers sit in to make mobile calls? A booster seat
How much does Santa pay to park the sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.