I got fired from the clock factory. I thought putting extra hours in was a good idea.
Why was the tooth brush named in West Virginia? Because otherwise it would have been called the Teeth Brush
A man walks into a pet shop and says, 'I'd like to buy a wasp, please.' The shopkeeper says, 'I'm sorry, sir,…
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
My wife just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12oz.