I recently took a pole and 100% of the people were angry when the tent collapsed
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the egg cross the road? Just for the shell of it.
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8:30!' He replies, 'Why? What happe…
I tried donating blood today, NEVER again. Too many stupid question, who’s blood is it, where did you get it,…