You think gas prices are expensive. Have you seen chimneys? They’re threw the roof
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C.
I debated with a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wron…
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Waitress: How did you find your steak Sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.