Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Pavlov was sitting at a pub. The phone rang and he said, 'Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs!’
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
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I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.