Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He's all right now.
My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month. To my surprise, it skipped from April to June. I tur…
I was at the doctors and a woman runs in screaming “Dr! Dr! Help me quick I’m shrinking”. The dr says “whoa o…
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.