A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu.
My friend claims he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his st…
A renowned psychologist was conducting a group therapy session with young mothers and their little children.
My wife bet me $1000 I couldn't turri spaghetti into a car. You should have see her face when I drove pasta.
They say child birth is the most painful thing anyone can experience. Maybe I was too young to remember but i…