A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
Every time Einstein masturbated it was a stroke of genius.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID
I’ve got a German friend that’s a sound technician. I’ve got a Czech one too, Czech one too