Dad Joke

A man is walking through the woods when he finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie appears. 'I'll grant you three wishes,' says the genie. The man thinks and says, 'I want a billion dollars.' Poof! A mountain of cash appears. 'For my second wish, I want a beautiful mansion.' Poof! An incredible estate materializes. 'And for my third wish... I want to be irresistible to women.' Poof! He turns into a box of chocolates.