Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Which sucks because he had a great fall.
Why arnt koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications
How late do cows get to stay up? Pasture bedtime
Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.