I was so angry I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts flew everywhere. That’s when shift hit the fan.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels spinning.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car and ignored her all day for n…
What kind of plants go in the bathroom? Toiletrees