What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes.
My son was just born, and another dad at the hospital congratulated me, saying his daughter was born yesterda…
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.…
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-Calf-inated