If Michael Jackson was alive, what would his pronouns be? He/He
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird i…
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field... and terrible at parties.
I’ve got a German friend that’s a sound technician. I’ve got a Czech one too, Czech one too