What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
A man walked into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail.The waitress smiled sweetly and said "Onc…
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why don’t you ever buy a woman a watch? Because there’s a clock on the stove.