What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone.
I went to the doctors and he said: "Don't eat anything fatty." I said: "What like burgers?" He said: "No fatt…
What do you call a priest trying to be a lawyer? A father-in-law
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I wi low…
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.