I'm friends with all electricians. We have current connections.
Scientists got together to smell a fart. The experiments were odorous.
My wife’s been complaining I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest I didn’t know she sold any.
Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and a genie…
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.