To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
A man fell straight through a window yesterday and walked away completely unharmed. Must have been paneless.
What did the Bufalo say when his son left? Bison
My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at…
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.