Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says 'If you want punch, you'll have to wait i…
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.