Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I went to the doctors and he said: "Don't eat anything fatty." I said: "What like burgers?" He said: "No fatt…
How did the pasta get locked out of his house? Gnocchi.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekabo accident. They put me in the ICU.