My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Sunday was a sad day. But the day before that was a sadder day. Who knows, the day after it could be very mun…
Where do killer whales go to get braces? The orca-dontist.
Boss: “Hey send me one of your funny jokes” I said “I’m working at the moment, I’ll send you one later” He re…