My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only had 9 toes. She was lack toes intolerant.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sandwich.
To be frank, I’d have to change my name.
I tripped over your moms bra today. It was a booby trap
I divorced my wife because she was cross eyed. We never could see eye to eye. Plus she was seeing someone on…