What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
What would a sign on a brothel that went out of business say? Beat it we’re closed
How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.