What are atheists called in India? Naan believers
A man walks into a pet shop and says, 'I'd like to buy a wasp, please.' The shopkeeper says, 'I'm sorry, sir,…
5 out of 4 people admit that they're bad with fractions.
You gotta hand it to short people. Because they can't reach it on their own.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sandwich.