What do you call an old snowman? Water.
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.
What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon.
I just discovered my parents named me after 50, 4, 1, and 500. I am LIVID
The female janitor at work keeps asking me if I want to smoke a joint with her. I always say no because I sim…