Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck? Because he's a neck romancer.
Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes.
Why was the tooth brush named in West Virginia? Because otherwise it would have been called the Teeth Brush