What do you call a super hero with a bad sense of direction? Wander woman
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail? He was charged with battery.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
My friend was showing me his tool shed, and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never kn…