My grandma hates her new stairlift. She says it drives her up the wall.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job:…
What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper? Megasorass
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
The Dalai Lama has been arrested for gambling. Apparently, he likes Tibet.