My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it's going to be me.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa.
How did the pasta get locked out of his house? Gnocchi.
At the office barbecue I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, “T…
What kind of birds always stick together? Vel-crows.