What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
What did Mike Tyson say after working out with Chris Hemsworth? “You’re gonna be Thor in the morning”
Why don’t you ever buy a woman a watch? Because there’s a clock on the stove.
My son asked me, "Dad, what are condoms used for?" I said, "Usually to avoid answering questions like this on…
Why was the broom late? It overswept.