What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I wi low…
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I tried donating blood today, NEVER again. Too many stupid question, who’s blood is it, where did you get it,…
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.