I started a business selling mirrors. It's a reflection of myself.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a pinto bean? I've never had a pinto bean on my face.
Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful…But that's how Julius Caesar.
What do you call a small mother? A minimum