Why are men such good cooks? Because with just two eggs and a sausage they can fill a belly for 9 months
Did you hear about the guy who had is coffee stolen? He got mugged
Shout out to my grandma. Because thats the only way she can hear you.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're that good at it.
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.