What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me. I said, "What the hellmann?"
Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: "Just checking m…
Why did the egg cross the road? Just for the shell of it.
Is the position for wife still available? Yes my dishes are still dirty.