Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
Asked my son what he learned in school today. He said "Gay men like Sony. Lesbians favour Yamaha, and transge…
I was talking to my buddy in Egypt, he’s been complaining about his back hurting so I suggested he goes to th…
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness.
I went to the doctors and he said: "Don't eat anything fatty." I said: "What like burgers?" He said: "No fatt…