My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night, she ended up rolling in the jeep.
What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesaurus.
Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me. I said, "What the hellmann?"
The capital of ireland is the fastest growing city in the world, its Dublin every day.
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.