Where do dentists go on vacation? Floss-vegas
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says 'If you want punch, you'll have to wait i…
What kind of dr was Dr Pepper? Fizzician
I was at the doctors and a woman runs in screaming “Dr! Dr! Help me quick I’m shrinking”. The dr says “whoa o…
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said ‘no, I didnt even know he could’.