Why is a guilty panda never caught? It eats, shoots, and leaves.
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C.
I was talking to my buddy in Egypt, he’s been complaining about his back hurting so I suggested he goes to th…
What do you call sweaty boobs? Humidititties.
What do a dog and a tree have in common? Their bark.