Next Monday we start diarrhea awareness week, Runs until Friday
Today, my son asked, 'Can I have a bookmark?' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn't know my na…
My wife looked out the window and screamed that someone stole all the bus stop signs on our street. I said, "…
Do not touch must be terrible to read in brail
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I…