A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you". "Pop" goes the weasel.
Wife just phoned me and said three girls in her office just got flowers delivered and they’re absolutely gorg…
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a priest trying to be a lawyer? A father-in-law
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa.