Pavlov was sitting at a pub. The phone rang and he said, 'Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs!’
I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but on Halloween she went to tell the ugly kids to get off our lawn and they…
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C.
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? It's hard to make a vitamin.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.