To everyone out there suffering paranoia, just remember, you’re not alone
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They say its a blast from the past
The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they’re in de Nile.
Who hides in the bathroom at parties? The party pooper
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.