I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
What do you call an Acid with an attitude, a-mean-o-acid
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Three men are on a boat with four cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they throw one cigarette over…
Why shouldn't you throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.