Scientists watched the earth rotate for 24hrs. They got tired. So they called it a day.
I just figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It’s because they charge a lot.
Elevator jokes are the best, they work on so many levels
Why do computers need to wear seatbelts. In case of a Hard Drive
My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were firs dating!?" So I took her to dinner a…