I saw an iPhone holding a gun the other day. it was taking a screenshot
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination? Haaaand Iiiiii
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says,…
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion? Claude.
Did you hear about the guy who gets mad when they don't have any bread? Lack toast intolerant.