What do you call a guy laying on the floor in front of a door? Matt!
My iguana lost his tail last night with not a predator in sight. Turns out it was reptile dysfunction.
We adopted the daughter of a clown, I have some bug shoes to fill
I debated with a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wron…
If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting arrest?