To the guy who invented zero: thanks for nothing.
The female janitor at work keeps asking me if I want to smoke a joint with her. I always say no because I sim…
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
When I get in to work I immediately hide. Good employees are hard to find.
Sunday was a sad day. But the day before that was a sadder day. Who knows, the day after it could be very mun…