Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapo rub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight ho…
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Unlike a lot of people at the gym, I don’t hate leg day. It’s just the next two days that I cant stand.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.